Swangas

Kinja'd!!! "GLiddy" (GLiddy)
04/15/2015 at 10:58 • Filed to: None

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So I was in Texas last week and apparently, this is now a thing. I can appreciate many automotive styles and fads, but I don't quite get this one. Seems like it could be dangerous.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:00

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I thought they made those stupid things illegal...


Kinja'd!!! GLiddy > itschrome
04/15/2015 at 11:01

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I saw at least 5 cars rolling through Houston with them.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > itschrome
04/15/2015 at 11:01

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They made speeding illegal too. Hasn't stopped me yet.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:06

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whoooooo!!!!


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:08

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*sigh* You were in Houston specifically....weren't you? I really don't get why these hideous Ben Hur reject wheels are a thing here, but they are. Most of us just try to ignore them.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:08

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SLABS have been a thing for at least 20 years now, native to Houston. Probably my favorite car culture, those particular swangas are "gorilla poke" the furthest poke TWW (texan wire wheels, the main manuacturer of swangas) makes.

Shoulda tried to goad him into popping his trunk.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:09

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Agreed, this is stupid.

They are willing to sacrifice the ability to park in tight lots (which is most of them where I live)....to pay and have this added to their cars ? lol

Another thing. What is swang? (Rhetorical question. I assume it has something to do with being a fake-gangster couple that sleeps around) I thought it was "swing" and "swingers".

It bothers me when people don't enunciate intentionally, to a point where I suspect they have a speech impediment.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:09

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Dude. Talk about completely hostile to pedestrians and cyclists. And mine eyes. You can buy another set of legs, Charlie Murphy, but what about my eyes??!?

Listen, I know Texas has tried to make great strides in letting you know how great a place it is, blah, blah, blah, but Austin is incredibly, unbelievably overrated, Houston is a 'hood, Dallas has a nice Catholic school and a bandwagon football team, and overall the whole joint is just sweaty. Apologies to my dad, a Texan, and all other Texans too. The place is wack.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > itschrome
04/15/2015 at 11:09

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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT SLABS


Kinja'd!!! iluvtacos > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 11:11

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saw this one in Austin last week. I found it funny that he'd messed up the rear driver one, yet still rocking it..


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tapas
04/15/2015 at 11:15

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This is swangin'

play on the texan pronunciation on "swinging", the motion your arm makes while doing it. "Swangas" go on cars that people "swang" in, hence the name.

Philistine.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2015 at 11:24

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Thanks for the explanation.

Still doesn't make me like it any more.


Kinja'd!!! GLiddy > CKeffer
04/15/2015 at 11:44

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Yes. Houston.

Also was in Dallas, Waco, Austin, Fredericksburg, and San Antonio. This style was peculiar to Houston it seems.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2015 at 11:54

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haha. fiiiine. I'll take a set for my car then.... geez...

Also side thought, if a mouth is shut can it still be a whore mouth? *da dum tis*


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 12:45

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Unfortunately, it really is. Fredericksburg is a fun town, some really nice winding back roads in that area with very pretty scenery.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 14:07

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All over Austin, too. Yesterday I saw an E60 with them.


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > GLiddy
04/15/2015 at 19:13

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I think this really did put my eye out.